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October 06, 2008
BOMB update!
Well, thank you!
Yes, BOMB - (the Bojangles Mattress Bank) certainly seems to have struck a chord! Since I became a bit of a banker, with my offer to keep your money under my mattress - the cash has been flooding in, to the extent that I now need a ladder to get into bed.
But that's OK - serious times need serious men with serious ladders.
It will not surprise you to know that i have now been invited onto the new economic forum of financial gurus, and we had an excellent working breakfast this morning. The catering staff were working, and we had breakfast.
We discussed figures mainly - and all agreed that Gordon's was much better for losing a few pounds. Talking of which, what's going on in the money markets???
'Fuck knows,' was the general feeling, so 'Yikes!' all round, in a way - especially with the Germans 'doing an Irish'.(By the way, just to clarify - no one was calling Mandy 'Fucknose' - that was all in his imagination, and he now understands that.)
Still, throughout it all, your money's safe with me. Just one small thing, though - no more gold ingots please. They're a good investment - but very uncomfortable to sleep on.
Posted by Mr Bojangles at October 6, 2008 01:32 PM