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October 02, 2008
Exciting Financial News!
This morning, I'm launching a new way to handle your money. It's called BOMB - the Bojangles Mattress Bank. So if any of you wish to send me your money to put under my mattress, please do.
Along with the Irish banks, it may just be the safest place at present. Certainly your cheques won't bounce. Nothing bounces on my mattress.
And like the Irish banks, I do offer you a blanket assurance. Your money will be covered by a blanket. (Rumours that my balance sheets have been laundered are simply untrue. Have you seen the price of Ariel?)
BOMB is also concerned for the world, in a caring, sharing sort of way. We want to help the kids. So look out for the Christmas single we're sponsoring 'Duvet Know it's Christmas.'
This is a 'Peace of mind' offer: with your money wedged underneath my mattress, you can sleep well. I'm not sure I will, but then really, what difference will one more lump make.
BOMB - why don't you?
Posted by Mr Bojangles at October 2, 2008 07:40 AM