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June 01, 2009
The greatest moment in the history of the universe
I'm so, so pleased; so amazed! My emotions are all over the place! I've been dragged to hell in a handcart, and it's like, really amazing, the best day of my life! I can't believe it!
It's so amazing, like, incredible! My favourite three acts in the final of 'Britain's got talent' actually were the top 3 - Diversity, Boyle, Smith. At last! I'm in tandem with popular thinking! After years of being out of kilter, Mr fucking weirdo, and completely at odds with public assumptions, way hey, hey - I'm the man, I've made it, my finger's on the people pulse, and I'm over the moon!
I knew I had to give it my all, up my game and really go for it, and well, here I am, and its the best day of my life, and I'm really grateful to you for voting like me. Keep phoning, please! And now I want to go and do it in front of the Queen at the Royal Variety performance, which would be an even greater day of my life, and completely mind-blowing, and everything I ever wanted, and wished for!
I just can't believe this is happening! It's going to change my life completely! All my life has been leading to this moment, and now I'm living the dream, i don't want to wake up! etc best day etc greatest day etc life-changing etc so amazing etc have I not used the word fantastic yet? etc etc
Welcome to June, everyone. I hope I've go things off on a suitably upbeat note.
Posted by Mr Bojangles at June 1, 2009 02:15 PM